THE
NEW FACE OF
SOFTWARE ENGINEERING
Portable Xshostakovich++ 98 brings
the xshostakovich heritage into a new era! Painstakingly updated by
trained craftsmen for the needs of today's consumers, we still include the
original CLU source for historical interest, and to demonstrate how far
language design has regressed!!
Portable Xshostakovich++ 98 is:
- Portable! No more wrestling with PCLU, conservative garbage
collectors, and all that nonsense! Portable
Xshostakovich++ 98 has been reengineered in C++, the language
everyone on the block is talking about! AND it has a ./configure
script!!
- Xshostakovich! Not one piece of warty behavior has changed for
this modern version!!**
- Plus Plus!! And we don't only mean C++! Portable Xshostakovich++ 98 has additional
features galore!! Command line options!!
‘--infinity’!! Geometry!! YOU asked for it and
YOU got it!!
- 98!! (That's the year.)
**This is not true.
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Portable Xshostakovich++ 98 cuts
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XSHOSTAKOVICH:
AWED THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE
Date: Tue, 02 Feb 1999 20:47:29 +0000
From: Jacques Le Bourlot <lebourlo@mucha.obspm.fr>
I came for news about gifsicle (great),
and found the fantastic xshostacovich. Thanks a lot.
Jacques Le Bourlot
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