PORTABLE XSHOSTAKOVICH++ 98

THE NEW FACE OF
SOFTWARE ENGINEERING

Portable Xshostakovich++ 98 brings the xshostakovich heritage into a new era! Painstakingly updated by trained craftsmen for the needs of today's consumers, we still include the original CLU source for historical interest, and to demonstrate how far language design has regressed!!

Portable Xshostakovich++ 98 is:

  • Portable! No more wrestling with PCLU, conservative garbage collectors, and all that nonsense! Portable Xshostakovich++ 98 has been reengineered in C++, the language everyone on the block is talking about! AND it has a ./configure script!!
  • Xshostakovich! Not one piece of warty behavior has changed for this modern version!!**
  • Plus Plus!! And we don't only mean C++! Portable Xshostakovich++ 98 has additional features galore!! Command line options!! ‘--infinity’!! Geometry!! YOU asked for it and YOU got it!!
  • 98!! (That's the year.)

**This is not true.

SCREENSHOTS!!

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THE OPEN PROFANITY LICENSE

Everyone's talking about the Open Source(tm) movement, but no one can agree on exactly what it is. Do you listen to the nerdy guy with a mustache, or the nerdy guy with long hair and a beard, or the nerdy guy with the funny accent and a last name like some Norse god? This confusion is bad for your customers and bad for YOU!

Portable Xshostakovich++ 98 cuts through the clutter and introduces what's sure to become the Open Source(tm) Standard: The Open Profanity License. It's short, it's sweet, and it's easy to understand -- even for corporate bozos, a.k.a. your boss! Catch the wave of the future! Make Portable Xshostakovich++ 98 your first piece of Open Source(tm) software today!! Thanks to an agreement with the world's animal shelter network, you'll even receive a free cute puppy!!***

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The Open Profanity License, Version 1

Warning: Contains Profanity

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XSHOSTAKOVICH:
AWED THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE

Date: Tue, 02 Feb 1999 20:47:29 +0000
From: Jacques Le Bourlot <lebourlo@mucha.obspm.fr>

I came for news about gifsicle (great),
and found the fantastic xshostacovich. Thanks a lot.

				Jacques Le Bourlot


- EDDIE KOHLER