NEW FACE OF
Portable Xshostakovich++ 98 brings
the xshostakovich heritage into a new era! Painstakingly updated by
trained craftsmen for the needs of today's consumers, we still include the
original CLU source for historical interest, and to demonstrate how far
language design has regressed!!
Portable Xshostakovich++ 98 is:
- Portable! No more wrestling with PCLU, conservative garbage
collectors, and all that nonsense! Portable
Xshostakovich++ 98 has been reengineered in C++, the language
everyone on the block is talking about! AND it has a ./configure
- Xshostakovich! Not one piece of warty behavior has changed for
this modern version!!**
- Plus Plus!! And we don't only mean C++! Portable Xshostakovich++ 98 has additional
features galore!! Command line options!!
‘--infinity’!! Geometry!! YOU asked for it and
YOU got it!!
- 98!! (That's the year.)
**This is not true.
Everyone's talking about the Open Source(tm) movement, but no one
can agree on exactly what it is. Do you listen to the nerdy guy with a
mustache, or the nerdy guy with long hair and a beard, or the nerdy guy
with the funny accent and a last name like some Norse god? This confusion
is bad for your customers and bad for YOU!
Portable Xshostakovich++ 98 cuts
through the clutter and introduces what's sure to become the Open
Source(tm) Standard: The Open Profanity License. It's short,
it's sweet, and it's easy to understand -- even for corporate bozos, a.k.a.
your boss! Catch the wave of the future! Make Portable Xshostakovich++ 98 your first piece
of Open Source(tm) software today!! Thanks to an agreement with the
world's animal shelter network, you'll even receive a free cute puppy!!***
Click Here For
The Open Profanity License, Version 1
Warning: Contains Profanity
***You must collect the free cute puppy yourself.
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Date: Tue, 02 Feb 1999 20:47:29 +0000
From: Jacques Le Bourlot <email@example.com>
I came for news about gifsicle (great),
and found the fantastic xshostacovich. Thanks a lot.
Jacques Le Bourlot