One day I went to the
dentist.
Over the radio they said it
was the hottest day of the
year. However,
I was wearing
a jacket, because
going to a doctor has
always struck me as a
somewhat formal occasion.
In the
midst of his work,
Dr. Heyman stopped and said,
“Why don’t you
take your jacket off?”
I said, “I have
a hole in my shirt
and that’s why I have my
jacket on.” He said,
“Well,
I have a hole in my sock,
and,
if you like,
I’ll take my shoes off.”
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