Just the other day I went
to the dentist.
Over the radio they said
it was the hottest day of the
year.
However, I was
wearing a jacket,
because going to a doctor
has always struck me as
a somewhat formal occasion.
In the
midst of his work,
Dr. Heyman stopped and said,
“Why don’t you
take your jacket off?”
I said, “I have
a hole in my shirt
and that’s why I have my
jacket on.” He said,
“Well,
I have a hole in my sock,
and,
if you like,
I’ll take my shoes off.”
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